101 Things You Wished You Didn't Know About Moi
2003-12-08 / 5:10 a.m.
Hearing/Watching:: Rowan & Martin's Laugh In
Wearing:: Jeans & Sweater
Thinking:: My fingers ache
Since I already did one of those 100 things about me @ the other diary...Read those delicious morsels of nonsense HERE
I am going to try to come up with some new ones...lol yeah, ok...we will see
1.) My middle name is Renee and yes with that little accent mark..but I am stupid
and don't know how to do that on the computer..lol
2.) I sometimes stay up 2-3 days in a row - stimulant free - just because I don't like to sleep.
3.) I am addicted to infomercials (could be why I don't like to sleep, eh? lol)
4.) I am a news junkie...I read all the major newspapers online and then I turn to the smut sites (i.e, People, EW, Page Six...lol)
5.) I am all about the hair band..and somewhat proud of it damnit!
6.) I still use Love's Baby Soft (C'mon! I can't be the only one!)
7.) I mosturize everyday and have since I was 12. I think that is why no one can tell I am a spry 21, ahem, 29 year old..lol
8.) I have a weird eating habit...nothing can touch on my plate...or I won't eat it.
9.) I have blue eyes, but when I am mad they turn light green.
10.) I have a smart mouth...lol Naw, never would have guessed it?
11.) I love emails...even if they are spam! lol
12.) I could be arrested for this...but I download off of KaZaa on a nightly basis...even movies, d'oh!
13.) I am know as the Porn Princess at my hubby's work since they all want pornos for free and I d/l them...what the hell...
14.) I spend many a time backstage at several concerts a year...gotta love it
15.) I change my hair color once a month...this month it is auburn with blonde streaks.
16.) I will read anything...the back of a cereal box, pill bottle, or toothpaste...whatever is handy..
17.) People think I ran GroupieCentral.com before it collapsed...I swear ppl it wasnt me!
18.) My mission in life is to find out who runs Metal Sludge...anyone know?
19.) I am 5'3"
20.) I wear a size 9 in shoes...little person, big feet
21.) My boobies are big
22.) My butt is bigger...remember ppl....I am the J-Lo of the Polish world.
23.) People accuse me of speaking "ghetto fabulous" AND?
24.) I usually procrastinate like you wouldn't believe....but I actually have all my
Christmas shopping completed..whoot whoot
25.) I love posting on message boards...Ezboard is a fav and so is the Tesla board...
26.) My oldest daughter thinks I am the coolest mom alive...that's pretty great coming from a 7 yr old..
27.) I love my kids so much
28.) I have a dry, dry sense of humor..sometimes I am the only one laughing and that can be
embarrassing out in town! LOL
29.) My husband calls me the "eccentric wonder girl" and threatens to charge a fee for tickets to see
me in action...lol asshole.
30.) I really don't like to shop but will do it online
31.) I like to paint...I just painted my living room "Reddened Earth"
32.) I am addicted to Mahjonng Solitaire on Yahoo.
33.) I haven't had a drink of alcohol in like..years...wow
34.) I smoke...wish I didn't...guess we get one vice in life...don't smoke around the kidlets tho
35.) I drive a SUV
36.) I own my house
37.) I was born in Florida
38.) I have lived in 2 countries (Italy and Cuba) and many of the lower 48 states.
39.) I was a military brat, active military member, and ex Army wife..sense a theme here?
40.) I wear only my wedding set and a solitaire that my dad bought me when I was 12. Other
than that, you won't catch me in jewelry.
41.) I wear flip flops in the winter.
42.) I get giddy when a computer store runs a gigantic sale.
43.) Wal-Mart considers me a preferred customer and greets me by name when I come through the door..lol
44.) I swear a fucking lot.
45.) I am a very angry driver.
46.) I cry at cheesy movies.
47.) I am a collector at heart...my newest thing to collect...DVD's
48.) I am bold until I have to talk on the phone...then I am a wuss.
49.) I like to make faces @ Jason when he's sleeping...lol
50.) I am known to sometimes break it down in my own white girl style of dancing for no reason
51.) I've been asked to never do that again...lol
52.) I don't remember dreaming in a loooong time
53.) I wish I could remember since I bought that nifty dream analysis book..lol
54.) Chocolate is better than anything including sex.
55.) I play pool regularly and could proably hustle you for some money.
56.) I hate to cook but told I am good at it.
57.) I have so many projects in the works that I will never finish all of them...add anyone? lol
58.) I love those socks with toes in them...you know the kind....lol
59.) I am sad...my parents moved away from me..waaah
60.) My husband is kinda cool...dont tell him I said that.
61.) I ebay everyday
62.) I don't like to smile even tho my goal is to make everyone smile around me by acting a fool.
63.) I watch all the award shows or I TiVo them!
64.) I watch Starting Over religiously
65.) As with Dr Phil...
66.) I can't stand Oprah, tho
67.) I love Susie Hatton
68.) I rent too much on Netflix.com
69.) I watch obscure movies
70.) I am fascinated with the oddest things
71.) I am easily amused
72.) This list is starting to annoy me
73.) I get annoyed easily as well...lol
74.) I swoon for Kiefer Sutherland
75.) I heart David Bowie
76.) I have freckles
77.) I cant stand liars...just tell me the truth..what exactly do u think I am going to really do?
78.) I hunt and peck when I type.
79.) I paint my fingernails/toenails every other day
80.) I HATE unloading the dishwasher
81.) I love doing laundry even tho I complain about it
82.) My garage needs cleaning
83.) I'm thinking the hubs needs his ass kicked for that...lol
84.) I decorate to the nines for every holiday...right now there is no need for lights for all the
christmas lights I have strung...lol
85.) I dont like to eat breakfast even tho I cook every morning for the family
86.) I must have Coca-Cola...it's a must have or else!
87.) I hate winter
88.) I love Spring
89.) I love going to casinos
90.) I love hip hop music
91.) I eat Excedrine Migraine by the handfuls
92.) I love Broadway shows
93.) I like dark comedies...(i.e, Bad Santa, anything by The Farrelly Brothers...)
94.) I can't swim
95.) I was called Cookie Dough all through high school (don't ask!)
96.) I love pageants
97.) I love the internet
98.) I hate bad drivers
99.) I am wishing this list was done
100.) Yippee it almost is..
101.) I am off kilter most of the time and you know what...I like it that way!